Monday, March 20, 2017

Assassins Creed: the CanGeek Review



Movies based on video games are usually notoriously awful, the complex backstories developed for most games just don't transfer well to the silver screen.


If you have any doubt about this then you need not look further than Wing Commander, Max Payne, Street Fighter, Double Dragon, or DOOM.  All of these titles offered an enjoyable game play experience, but none of them provided a satisfying viewing experience.

However having said that I keep coming back for more, because were there have been some truly repulsive ports to the big screen there have also been some fantastic attempts made, Mortal Kombat was never going to win an Oscar but it was still a lot of fun to watch!  

So what about the Assassins Creed movie?

Developed by Ubisoft, Assassins Creed is a series that has done an outstanding job of creating a lavish story, a story depicting a centuries old battle between the Knights Templar and the Assassins.

The Templar's seek to bring peace to humanity through control, this will be accomplished utilizing The Animus as a means to an end.  The Animus is a machine which allows a person to relive the memories of their blood ancestors through a virtual reality experience.  With this technology a mega-corporation known as Abstergo, which is the public face of the Knights Templar, secretly abducts individuals who are known to be descendants of long dead Assassins.

These individuals are then forced to relive moments from their ancestors lives as the Templar's search for clues which will lead them to the Pieces Of Eden.  The Pieces Of Eden are artifacts believed to hold great power, power which will give the Knights Templar the ability to strip away humanities freewill.

For the abducted over exposure to the Animus has several side effects including dementia, insanity, and brain damage, but it also causes a bleeding effect which bestows the skills and abilities of the users ancestor upon them - newly awoken Assassins!  Like their long dead ancestors these Assassins seek to protect our right to freewill at the cost of their own lives.

With a story that has spanned across multiple consoles and game installments could a single movie hope to do this franchise justice?  No but it was a good start!

With a cast which included Michael Fassbender, Jeremy Irons, and Marion Cotillard, the Assassins Creed movie followed the story of Callum Lynch, a death row convict who is executed only to wake up days later as a guest of the Abstergo corporation.

Lynch is manipulated into reliving the events of his ancestors life through the Animus while the Templar search for the apple of Eden, an artifact that his ancestor Aguilar is known to have had at one time. Much like the peaces of Eden the Templar's believe the apple of Eden holds the secret to our control.

Although the cast and crew did a decent job of translating the basic backstory from game to film its obvious that we should expect at least one or two sequels to fill in the blanks in the near future.

With only two real complaints, the unnecessary use of subtitles and the animus fight scenes which saw Fassbender being thrown around like the feather in the opening sequence of Forrest Gump, The Assassins Creed film is a good start and worth watching at least once.

Have you seen this movie yet?  Do you agree or disagree with us?  Let us know in the comments below and remember to follow us at cangeek.com.

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Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Game Of thrones: length of eight is bad news for fans

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It might be winter here in Canada but if your like us then it's felt like an eternal drought waiting for the next season of Game Of Thrones.


However with the release of the season seven teaser last week it seemed like things were finally looking up, sadly though we've now learned that this is going to be one short winter!

While taking part in a panel hosted by Maisie Williams and Sophie Turner at this years South by Southwest festival, Show runners David Benioff and D.B. Weiss confirmed that season eight will be comprised of six episodes.

Benoff stated:

"It's only going to be six episodes for the final season, from the beginning we’ve wanted to tell a 70-hour movie. It will turn out to be a 73-hour movie, but it’s stayed relatively the same of having the beginning, middle and now we’re coming to the end. It would have been really tough if we lost any core cast members along the way, I’m very happy we’ve kept everyone and we get to finish it the way we want to.”

With thirteen episodes remaining to wrap up the hit HBO series we can't help but wonder if this will give them enough time and with the arrival of The Great War are any fan favorites truly safe in the seven kingdoms?

Let us know in the comments who you think will reign from the iron throne once the dust has settled on season eight, and remember to follow us at CanGeek.com.

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Monday, March 13, 2017

Zoombies - so bad it was good!

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Zombie monkeys???


Some movies and television shows are like a train wreck, you know you shouldn't be watching but you just can't help yourself.  After all if it wasn't for the truly awful films how would you know what a good film looked like?  This past weekend I was tasked with watching one such film, the 2016 release Zoombies!   

Directed by Glenn Miller, Zoombies stars Kim NielsenLaLa NestorMarcus AndersonIone Butler along with a series of other actors you'll most likely never here of again.

The Eden Wildlife Zoo, a refuge for endanger animals is preparing to open to the general public, however some of its Monkeys have contracted an undetermined virus.  When one of these monkeys suffers cardiac arrest during treatment the Zoo's veterinarian administers a forbidden drug known as intracardiac epinephrine in an attempt to save the animals life.   

The results prove fatal as the monkeys eyes turn a ghostly white and its skin becomes dark and dirty looking.  The monkey spreads its now highly contagious virus to the other animals in the room, and with their newly discovered taste for human flesh they turn on and kill the veterinary staff.

Once escaping the confines of the animal clinic the monkeys quickly spread their disease to the Zoo's other occupants before turning on this sanctuary's employees and visiting interns.

Even though this film represents two hours of my life which I can never reclaim it was still a strangely satisfying experience and with IMDB giving it a score of 3.4 out of 10 there is no mistaking the fact that this film is truly awful - But it's worth watching at least once!

So pop some popcorn, mix a drink and pick a day where there is absolutely nothing worth watching on television and then load up a copy of Zoombies!

We'd love to hear what truly horrible films you've endured, the ones you can never forget regardless of how hard you try!  Comment below or head over to one of our social media feeds via CanGeek.com to let us know.

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